Yes, I’m still here. Yes, I’m still alive. Yes, I am sorry to the (literally) half dozen people who read my dribblings for not writing anything for ages. I’m going to try and get this back on track. Yes I am. Soon. Ish. Gah!


Okay, so I’m lazy.

I know, I promised I’d write something. And some of you even bothered to vote and stuff. And I appear to have a stalker, which is kind of nice.

There are a couple of articles in progress, I promise. Honest! Once I can get my arse in gear and actually finish something. Blame work. And Fallout 3.

Bah, humbug.

Damn it. Now I have to write something.

Watch this space. Or that one. Look! Behind you! A three-headed monkey!

Okay, let’s put it to the vote!

I can do polls here! Awesome!

The results of this poll will of course be legally binding. Vote now!

Don’t get too excited yet.

For the handful of people who may have enjoyed my stuff in the past, don’t get too excited yet. I’m toying with the idea of doing something in the future, but haven’t yet decided on a format or a timescale or… well… anything, really. I just ported all the old stuff from Blogspot to here to see if it could be done and to try and give myself a bit of a kick in the pants for the new year.

Actually, who am I talking to anyway? Nobody knows this is here. 😀